Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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