So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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