Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it hurts more in the daytime
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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