I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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