my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
What a dumb baby whore.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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