I'm drive I can fine osifer
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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