she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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