you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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