You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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