try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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