you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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