the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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