Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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