she was so not down for the gang bang
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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