somebody snuck up and got me drunk
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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