remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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