the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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