ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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