do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
foreskin is a definite game changer
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Randomize
