If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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