No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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