Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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