Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
