I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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