WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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