Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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