You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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