4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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