don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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