he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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