How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
it's like iHOP with fire
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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