Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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