I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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