what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i need an iv and a liver transplant
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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