I seem to have left my pride at pride
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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