lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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