I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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