He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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