3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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