what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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