I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You need Xanax blowdarts
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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