Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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