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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?

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Meth is for face loss, Teeth loss, hair loss, friend loss

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 4:54pm

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That sounds like a good question. I bet it works better than dieting

Submitted by mike0006 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:17pm

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At this rate you're gonna need to start selling your fat ass on the corner to keep up with that "blow" habit.

Submitted by egirl on Jul 20, 10 at 4:25pm

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fuck jenny craig blows the way to go!

Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 20, 10 at 4:09pm

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- I just like your username, JonerBoner, it has a ring to it.
  
  Submitted by margottenenbaum on Jul 20, 10 at 5:29pm
  
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  - spank yah kindly!\nmy names jonah and people call me that "joner the local boner doner"
    
    Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 20, 10 at 9:48pm
    
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This blow is making me firsty

Submitted by f1rsty on Jul 20, 10 at 3:48pm

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- i thought the EXACT SAME THING when i read this post!
  
  Submitted by thats_word on Jul 20, 10 at 7:43pm
  
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I'll let you blow me to lose the weight

Submitted by thatONEtime on Jul 21, 10 at 2:08am

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what an ass

Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:08pm

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An expensive way to loose weight.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 6:32pm

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First... and can i get a line?

Submitted by Optimist612 on Jul 20, 10 at 3:46pm

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@4:54 while everyone can agree meth is bad for you in every possible way and will permanently fuck you up, blow is cocaine, not meth

Submitted by nitro420 on Jun 7, 12 at 7:27pm

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Snow bunnies in the house

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 2:09pm

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Stay firsty my friends

Submitted by Nerf_Herder on Jul 21, 10 at 6:23am

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Ytsrif em gnikam si wolb siht

Submitted by sdrawkcabllort on Jul 20, 10 at 4:57pm

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I actually said that to my ex-husband, the angry fuck was AWESOME!

Submitted by smartgrrl2 on Jul 21, 10 at 2:47pm

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adderall works too. less harmful as well.

Submitted by emmykb on Jul 22, 10 at 9:05am

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I never condone coke whores, but this made me actually laugh out loud. Thank you for that.

Submitted by mbabybum on Jul 25, 10 at 11:35pm

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Haha. This is Funny !! Loosing way to go.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 5:38pm

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Drugs are wrong. But so are fat people

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 5:16am

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Haha. Bump it up !!! Lmfao Blow is a good pick me up. I aprove !!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 9:14pm

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Why yes I am. Now you try some.

Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 6:13pm

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Meth is for weightloss, not yayo.

Submitted by LegalizeMe on Jul 20, 10 at 4:49pm

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Its all fun in the beginning, then it doesn't help so much. Sucks really. :(

Submitted by Servoisgod on Aug 21, 10 at 9:41pm

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Yes, yes I am.

Submitted by VuhJennuh420 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:59pm

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really ur stupid enough to think about trying it

Submitted by LLK on Jul 21, 10 at 1:28am

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These pretzels are making me firsty... Blow makes me super paranoid.. No mo for me.. Ever.

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 11:34pm

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U have no friends here or in the real world.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 7:59am

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Blow is so hated on this site- don't get it- are u haters all that lame/poor that youve never even tried it? Bump it up!

Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 20, 10 at 7:14pm

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You the accurate thing to say is This Blow is Making Me Thristy....... Just Saying

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 20, 10 at 4:45pm

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Smoke weed it's better for u

Submitted by thegurushamdi on Jul 21, 10 at 1:36pm

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That's why I can never be a coke addict. I'm too skinny already, it would kill me faster than a coke addiction.

Submitted by theDude420 on Jul 20, 10 at 7:06pm

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- being a coke addict would kill you faster than having a coke addiction? I'm failing to see any real difference here.
  
  Submitted by kgnightiloveu on Jul 24, 10 at 8:27pm
  
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Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 3:46pm

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- this has to be the dumbest catch phrase I have seen on here yet.
  
  Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 20, 10 at 4:01pm
  
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- slowly die in a fire you bible humping idoit
  
  Submitted by arcangelo on Jul 20, 10 at 4:09pm
  
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  - I doubt Bible thumpers want to be associated with his language. lol
    
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:12pm
    
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  - like
    
    Submitted by PotLovingMF on Jul 20, 10 at 5:55pm
    
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