your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Drunk is not a location!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
