I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
