Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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