Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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