I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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