I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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