I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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