im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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do people actually call new year's eve, NYE now? is it really that hard to type out?
"I know a girl who does it." In soviet Russia, you do girl! (not the soviet Russia guy)
in soviet Russia tuxedos paint YOU.
This sounds like an actual text message but 100% of the stuff on this thing is bullshit
black paint on your junk... hmm. not too appealing.
Sounds like your going to be cold
I would have some respect if the person actually did this
Fantastic. I wish I couldve seen.
Lick my left nut tough guy.
In Soviet Russia girl does YOU!
What's a new years eve party? I better go to church tommorow because I'm really scared. -White Man
8 25 Ur a straight up jackass. Every fucking post I see has you on it somewhere acting like a moron
You could be the coat check girl
Mylifeisfly is stupid. I makes even less sense than this site.
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