oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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