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I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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