I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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