what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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