that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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